I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
Wow wow wow there…my name is Zoe and why have I never done that
(via ruinedchildhood)
TREESTARS
T̷̨̨́̋͒́̽ͩ͒̈́ͣ̾̒ͪ͞҉̙̻̰̖̞̖̝̟̝̱͚̳̙͍͈̥̟̜ͅR͓̺͚͔̱͕͚͔̟̥̥̗̹̲̖͉͖̈ͤͣ̃̈́͠E̸̛ͫͦͧ̒ͫͯͧ̂̐̎ͬ̒͌̄̉̋̊̀҉͈̤̩̦͓̠̳̠͚͎͎̮̜̠̥̺͚Ȩ̴͂ͯ̊̔ͧ͒̈̔ͫ͆ͨ҉̡̻̣̹͇̺̮̼͇͈͜S̡͓̦̼̻̟̖̽͐̑ͤ̈́̅͗ͥͭ͋̊͟͡ͅT̸̶͎͇̜̜̱̯̜̮͇̗̟͈͇̓ͬͩͩͦ͐̋̿̉ͧͩ̎ͧͫ͛ͦ̀̚̕͜A̵̛̤̪̮͍̠ͯ̐̃͛̈̂̍̿̌ͦ̊̋ͨ̓̅͟͜͡R̴̨̡̧͇̝̣̱̳̰͈̯͕̫̻̫̱͓̩̪̖̆͒ͪ̓͟ͅͅS̒ͮ́ͫ̅̉̽̋̃̇̂̏ͥ̋ͫͨ͠͏͙͓̺͇̬͓̞̘̲̹͎͍̤̫̟̩́͢ͅͅ
OMG yes
(via ruinedchildhood)
Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!
Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!
In this course you will learn such techniques as…
- The double fist shake
- The naughty kitten
- The cultural appropriation
- The self bitch slap
- The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
- The nipple hardener
- The sweaty declaration of self
- The “this wall is amazing”
And many more!
(via ruinedchildhood)
Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
That right there is either the best or the worst mom ever
(via humortrain)
For my next escape attempt I’m gonna need a Rita Hayworth poster and a rock polishing kit.
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Inappropriate Timing Spongebob: Disney Edition.
That awkward moment when it’s not Disney
(via ruinedchildhood)
Oh the power of photoshop
I find this to be a very attractive photo of Zayn