this is a metaphor for my life
that poor fucking cat is so confused
after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat
don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!
Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour.
there is literally nothing i hate about this woman
ellen for jesus 2016
"ELLEN FOR JESUS 2016"
im going to p
ractice my cooking. i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. that’s 1000 eggs a minute. that’s 16.666666 eggs a second. i need to be fast. so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. i hope the world is ready
I want to see the distraught look on their faces. I would pay to see that.
bae: come over
me: i cant i’m shooting a badly directed video with my band
bae: my parents are not home
Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing
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